--ZONE_CHANGED_NEW_AREA GGEZCHATSPAM GGEZBEGIN GGEZSTOP INSPIREME
--Doesn't work :((((((
function(e)
    if e == "ZONE_CHANGED_NEW_AREA" then
        local currentZone = GetRealZoneText()
        if currentZone == "Elwynn Forest" then
            print("GET INSPIRED")
        if not aura_env.ticker then aura_env.ticker = C_Timer.NewTicker(15, function() WeakAuras.ScanEvents("GGEZCHATSPAM") end) end
    else
        print(":(")
        if aura_env.ticker then aura_env.ticker:Cancel(); aura_env.ticker = nil end
    end
elseif e == "GGEZCHATSPAM" then
    local rng = math.random(1, aura_env.size)
    SendChatMessage(aura_env.inspirationalQuotes[rng], "SAY")
elseif e == "GGEZBEGIN" then
    local rng = math.random(1, aura_env.size)
    SendChatMessage(aura_env.inspirationalQuotes[rng], "SAY")
    print("GET INSPIRED")
if not aura_env.ticker then aura_env.ticker = C_Timer.NewTicker(15, function() WeakAuras.ScanEvents("GGEZCHATSPAM") end) end
elseif e == "GGEZSTOP" then
if aura_env.ticker then aura_env.ticker:Cancel(); aura_env.ticker = nil end
elseif e == "INSPIREME" then
local rng = math.random(1, aura_env.size)
SendChatMessage(aura_env.inspirationalQuotes[rng], "SAY")
end
end

--INIT
aura_env.chatMessages = {"Ah shucks... you guys are the best!", "C’mon, Mom! One more game before you tuck me in. Oops mistell.", "For glory and honor! Huzzah comrades!", "Gee whiz! That was fun. Good playing!", "Good game! Best of luck to you all!", "Great game, everyone!", "I could really use a hug right now.", "I feel very, very small... please hold me...", "I'm trying to be a nicer person. It's hard, but I am trying guys.", "I'm wrestling with some insecurity issues in my life but thank you all for playing with me.", "It was an honor to play with you all. Thank you.", "It’s past my bedtime. Please don’t tell my mommy.", "Mommy says people my age shouldn’t suck their thumbs.", "Well played. I salute you all.", "Wishing you all the best."}

aura_env.inspirationalQuotes = {
    "Sheep love nu metal",
    "Students eat what reality stars demand",
    "Don't investigate bath salts",
    "Push yourself against yoga",
    "Artificate regulations",
    "Human emotion can't always be sad",
    "There is no need to ruin your marriage because of multiresistant bacteria",
    "Failing at punching yourself is probably caused by retardation",
    "Get erected and don't be scientific",
    "Be weary of rimjobs",
    "Keep dieting",
    "Ignore how your joints are pulsating",
    "You cannot allow RFID-chips to jeopardize your dreams",
    "Don’t you get tired of sleeping?",
    "Ass kissing can be a cry for help",
    "Stop using a condom",
    "Simply being beautiful, doesn’t mean you’re not average",
    "Trust the grotesqueness of time",
    "Your head is dissolving the ground",
    "Keep in mind how God once said: A friend loves you",
    "All you need in order to create art is gasoline and organic vegetables",
    "It takes soft drugs, like marijuana to become above average within the business of caressing",
    "Carry on straightening",
    "Try to think about that ancient proverb: Those who can live through ignorance, can sell out the earth",
    "Be the first person ever to listen to what what nobody expects you to listen to",
    "Think about that ancient buddhist wisdom: Our bodily orifices end when our orgasms begin",
    "Aim to straighten your belly",
    "Keep your eyes shut",
    "You can be the first person in the world to try to punch what others find unpunchable",
    "Think about these words of wisdom: Glory holes begin when mason jars end",
    "Keep in mind that you are not average",
    "Notice how your nose is letting go",
    "Bend your stomach inwards",
    "It's your life. Cut your hair",
    "I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying",
    "The only distinction between daylight and an imaginary friend, is that an imaginary friend doesn’t cost anything",
    "If one expects irony, one has to prepare for a violin",
    "Back in the middle ages there was a dimwitted wanderer who was looking for some poontang, when he encountered a tired, old seer. \"Can you tell me where to find some poontang?\" he asked the seer. The seer quickly replied \"of some poontang I do not know, for I am only a seer\"",
    "Think about how your head is energized by the vacuum of space",
    "Don't cry over your shrinking wealth, just eat more calories",
    "There are some old people who only say no to cryptocurrencies",
    "Regret and call 911",
    "Reveal your teeth",
    "Become independent from fatties",
    "Don't stop freaking out",
    "Car salesmen become car salesmen because of weakness",
    "You have always been a smelly wreck",
    "Love milk, die young",
    "Childhood is almost identical to being buried alive, you never know what you're gonna get",
    "Can you imagine what would happend if the robots were allowed to wear clothes?",
    "Where wisdom collapses farts are born",
    "Only when you understand the beatuy of vegetables will you confront money",
    "Look at the watch, prepare to die, hurt your mouth",
    "Before inspiration comes the slaughter",
    "Try to tell yourself that you are horrible",
    "If you want to get somewhere in life you have to try to be dead",
    "Spending time with your family is impossible if you don't do drugs",
    "Canada. It's a hoax",
    "It's up to you to remind yourself that you are undesired",
    "Our large intestines end where our souls begin",
    "Seek success but prepare for vegetables",
    "Mass-incineration is 70 percent a cry for help",
    "Face risk and drink milk",
    "There is no I in \"Totalitarianism\"",
    "Don't argue with success, be naked",
    "If you actually need recognition be a complete imbecile",
    "You are a russian bot",
    "Each day is another chance to be dreadfully dysfunctional",
    "Be the reason why a stranger calls the police at night",
    "Hate the mountains",
    "Neighbourhoods begin when we learn to moisturize love",
    "Puberty can be quite similar to having brain damage",
    "Uuuuuurrr Ahhhrrr Uhrrrrr Ahhhhhhrrr Aaaaaarrhg",
    "The simple fact that you are dead makes you awesome",
    "Get fucked",
    "You are being monitored, keep yourself frightened",
    "Inspiration is to re-demand ",
    "Invert your stomach backwards ",
    "Together we can make equality collapse under its own weight ",
    "If you find it difficult to achieve the right state, consider this ancient buddhist wisdom: The UFO phenomenon is personalities",
    "Isn't it beautiful to take notice of how the air you breathe is letting go of the walls around you?",
}
aura_env.size = table.getn(aura_env.inspirationalQuotes)
print(aura_env.size)
